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When exotic dancer and divorcee Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White (“... so she’s been married a couple of times!!”) is wrongfully convicted of murder, she’s shipped off to Lady Prison, a corrupt, for-profit hellhole ruled by sadistic guards and a warden with a God complex. With the system stacked against her, Champagne stages a daring escape and sets out to clear her name.

Her mission takes her deep into the shady underworld of luxury perfume, where her arch-nemesis, fragrance tycoon Pixie Pardonne Moi, is orchestrating a plan for world domination—one scent at a time. Armed with razor-sharp wit, endless disguises, and roundhouse kicks in stilettos, Champagne battles crooked cops, evil moguls, and her own haunted past. It's a tale of revenge, redemption, and rhinestones—where chosen family triumphs and drag saves the day.